Alex you sound funny... Kinda like William.

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

AURGH! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MEEE! *shakes leg vividly*

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

GabeGabeGabe I love you pleeeease. ;o;
I washed my hands after.

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

What, with salt water? Nice try. Now. My leg. Let gooo! ;___; *shakes shakes shakes*

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

I had a small bottle of Purell.
*falls on his back*
Gaaabe. ;______;

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

Sure you did. You have a condom with that as well? *pulls pants back on properly*

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

OH MY GOD.
ESPECIALLY WITH TOM.
OH SHIIIIIT.

o___O;;

I didn't think about it...

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*mumbles*serves you right hmph*mumble*

*walks away*

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

GabeGabeGabe.
Look on the bright side...!
Now you are 100% certain that I won't fuck anyone, and that I'm not using you for sex!
Pleeease, let me stay! <333

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*turns around*
And how am I 100% sure? I haven't any guarantee.
*lifts eyebrow*

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

D:
I come back at the wrong moment.
*sneaks away*

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

*prints certificate*
There. D:

It might not look like it, but I have a few moral values left.

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*eyes certificate*
Indeed, it does not look like it. |:

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

But now you got a certificate that proves it, so HA. /:

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*scans certificate*
It's... a FAKE! D:

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

*watches from behind rock*
D:

Admin Number of posts : 3252 Age : 39 Registration date : 2007-06-21

...fuck!
I swear I didn't know. D:

Okay. You know what? I'll buy a pair of handcuffs.
That way I get to stay with you, and you get to check on me.

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 45 Registration date : 2007-06-25

Good luck finding those on the island.
*continues walk*

Number of posts : 182 Registration date : 2007-07-19

Okay - might be a bad time to bring this up but ...
*pulls handcuffs out of back pocket*
They were kinda a souvenir from Mexico

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