Holy. JesusfuckingChrist. Really.
I'm turning into RP!William and it scares me. |:
Party yesterday. A few statistics...
People who sat on me: 4
Times I kissed a gay guy on the lips: 3
People who would have let me abuse them (and said so!): 2
People who were constantly lap-dancing on me: 1
And I was kind of sober. |:
And why, WHY did my friend had to repeat "I'm coooold, I miss my boyfriiiiend" while being drunk and cuddling with me? That was slightly horrifying. Remind me to bitch-slap her someday.
So yes. I feel like RP!William now. Sex everywhere! D:
(I'm so glad I left at 1:00 AM instead of sleeping there.)