The William Love... Triangle?

I'm not sure it's a love triangle... If the thing William's in is a triangle then it's not an equilateral or a scaline or a right triangle. It's a mutant triangle. New kind. William changes the rules of geometry.

Song that reminds me of William's situation:
(Even the name, Denial Twist, is perfect)
If you think that a kiss is all in the lips
C'mon, you got it all wrong, man
And if you think that our dance was all in the hips
Oh well, then do the twist
If you think holding hands is all in the fingers
Grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers and
Make sure to never do it with a singer
Cause they'll tell everyone in the world

But he was thinking about the girl boy
Yeah, but he's thinking about the boy, oh

A lot of people get confused and they bruise
Real easy when it comes to love
They start putting on their shoes and walking out
And singing "boy, I think I had enough"

Just because he makes you feel wrong
He don't mean to be mean or hurt you on purpose, boy
Take a tip and do yourself a little service
Take a mountain turn it into a mole

Just by playing a different role
Yeah, by playing a different role, oh

The boat yeah you know he's rockin' it
And the truth well you know there's no stoppin' it

The boat yeah you know he's rockin' it
And the truth well you know there's no stoppin' it

So what, somebody left you in a rut
And wants to be the one who's in control
But the feeling that you're under can really make you wonder
How the hell he could be so cold

So now you're mad, denying the truth
And it's getting in the wisdom in the back of your tooth
You need ta spit it out, in a telephone booth
While you call everyone that you know, and ask 'em

Where do you think he goes
Oh yeah, where d'ya suppose he goes, oh

The truth well you know there's no stoppin' it
And the boat well you know he's still rockin' it

The boat well you know he's still rockin' it
And the truth yeah you know there's no stoppin' it

You recognize with your back in the back?
That it's colder when he rocks the boat
But it's the cause hittin on the Cardinal Laws?
'bout the proper place to hang his coat

So to you, the truth is still hidden
And the soul plays the role of a lost little kitten but
You should know that the doctors weren't kidding
He's been singing it all along

But you were hearin' a different song
Yeah you were hearin' a different song
But you were hearin' a different song

De-girlifying it causes a little pronoun confusion... But do you see it? Well, I put my iTunes on shuffle and this came on. *hides*

Also Sisky feels bad for hogging the William.

Fuckhell why won't my signiture work...