Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:09 pm

*cough*
Well.
*looks around nervously*
I've heard you dumped a guy recently.
Because you loved another dude.
Named Alex.
*smiles innocently*
I've got contacts. =D

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

*sits up and stares*
~~I'm girly. ;______;~~
Wow, you're magical, Mrs. Big Hat.
=D

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*runs around in circle*
How do you knooow?
*looks around*
And I don't love Alex. Anymore. He's a... friend.
*uses blanket to wipe sweat*
And the guy I dumped didn't care that much, I'm alone now.
*sits down and pouts*
At least Alex understood. Hmph.
*crosses arms*

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:17 pm

*happy tear*
Sisky's right, Mr. Gabe. I'm magical.
I magically solve problems! =D
Now my source(s) told me that your ex thought that you loved Alex better.
So he's determined to fix up your relationship.
*neutral tone*
Quick, find him before it's too late!
*cough*
Hint hint. Now go, you hot man-loving thing.

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

*tackles Gabe*
YOU BROKE MY BILLVY'S HEART!
D<
I'm a very angry little mommy!
*grabs Gabe by ear*

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*looks at lady*
Okay, maybe I'm gay then. ~~The image you're giving off of women scares me right now.~~
*backs away slowly*
But Bill just... left. He'll find someone who assumes himself better than me. ;___;
*tries to wiggle free of Sisky*
I'M SORRYYY!!
*tries to run away*

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:24 pm

*shakes Gabe's shoulders*
NO YOU HAVE TO GO HE STILL LOVES YOU.
Maybe.
And you'll work everything out together like in a nice little fairytale. <3
*glares*
If you don't go I'll ask Sisky Biz to bite you. D<

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*shakes head*
Bite me, Sisky.
*watches and sulks*
;.;

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

I'll bite you! >D
*clings to Gabe*
Unbreak my ~~daughter~~son's heart!

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:28 pm

~~Biting? Kinky!~~
YOU COWARD.
I hope you date ugly chicks for the rest of your life. D<
*takes off hat and dress*
*turns away arms crossed*

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*whines*
I probably wiiill!
*notices change in appearance*
Ah, fuck.
*tries to escape by window*

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

Should I bite you now?
D:
*bites Gabey shoulder anyways*
Let that be a lesson to you!
D<

Wait...
My Billvyson is a woman? D:

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:32 pm

*headfloor*
No Sisky. I'm a man.
*pulls pants down*
See?
*pull pants back up*

Why is Gabe trading pretty boys for ugly chicks? ;____;
*sobs*
I wish I was an ugly chick. ):

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*sobs loudly while holding pants that Sisky caught with teeth* I'm doomed to ugly chicks. ~~Thank God I have that small bag to make me think they're not~~

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

Okay Billvyson. You're a man.
^_____^
*reaches in Gabe's pocket and feels around*

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:37 pm

*watches*
o_O
What kind of technique is that...?

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*slaps repeatedly Sisky's hand*
I CAN'T HAVE GUYS FEELING ME UP.
*struggles out of window*
I'M SORRY WILLIAM, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN ME.

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

D:
How dare you believe that!
*bites Gabey arm*
D<
I'm not feeling you up!
I'm stealing from you!
*sticks hand in a different pocket*
I'm a married woman. Kinda...

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:47 pm

What are you stealing? o__O;
Gabe has nothing.
ESPECIALLY NOT A HEART.
*sits down and cries*

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*jumps out of window*
I"M SORRY WILLIAAaam...
*dies*

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

*looks out window*
First floor, dude...

Number of posts : 1363 Age : 44 Registration date : 2007-06-25

*fakes death*
x__________x;;
*mumnles*I can't live without a heart anyways*mumnle*

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:52 pm

=____=
He can't even die properly.
*sigh*
GABE, YOU FAIL.
*walks up to laptop*
*opens internet window*
*searches: sexy gay single*

Number of posts : 1592 Age : 36 Registration date : 2007-07-13

It's okay Gabey. We'll go see the Wizard of Oz.
You'll be the Tin Man.
Butcher will be the Lion.
Uh...
I'll be Toto.
=D

Subject: Re: Ms. Beckett's Therapy Club Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:57 pm

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW.
You'll love it there, Gabe.
*giggles*

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