Name: Catherine
Age: almost 17 (July 19, kids.)
Country: Canada
Character: David Bowie
Position: singer/rock icon
David - or, as they would generally refer to him, Mr. Bowie - leaned forward, the microphone closer to his lips. He glanced at the asymetrical class scuplture he was now in possession of. So much for a 'lifetime achievement' award.
He cleared his throat before asking, "I only get five words?" Keeping a very stoical face, he announced, "Shit, that was five. Four more there. That's three. Two."
Without even blinking, he left the stage under a thunder of applause.