Idea for a new horror forum

Subject: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:19 pm

Okay picture this. Boys in bands. They're each given their own personal shopper (clones of my mom), and it seems like a good idea at first because the shopping buddies remind them of having a nice mom around.

But then! Horror! The shopping buddy won't let them leave! It's hot and they're tired but the shopping woman is like "One more stop okay?" And and she waves underwear at them and askes what they think of it and dances oddly and makes them wait in the most embarrasing aisles.

Character death permitted.

[It was horrible... Fourish hours of straight shopping with my mom when all we went out for was a trunk to put at the foot of my bed.]

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:24 pm

Hahahaha. That's hilarious. xD
Poor little you, though.

BUT! You have a trunk. In case you're lost at sea, it can save your life.

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Yes, I will tell the stewardess, "It's okay. If all of you die I'll still survive. I have a trunk, and I've watched Man Vs Wild."

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:30 pm

"And I wear boxers at the moment."

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XD I should always have boxers with me on planes in case I need them for a hat later.

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:39 pm

That's it. I'm buying a bunch of colorful boxers next time I get on a plane.
That would be next week.

Except I doubt I'll land on a tropical island between Montreal and New York.

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If you did I'd be worried about the pilot's navigation skills...

In unrelated news I got a red and white bandana with anchor print that reminds me of Sisky. It's a horrible bandana and it reminds me of his weird shirt. I'm trying to figure out how to wear it on my head.

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:45 pm

Haha, good luck on that!
Sisky's achor shirt scares me. I have no idea why.
Shirt with anchor? No problem.
Jersey with blue-ish sleeves? No problem.
Combination of both? ARGH.

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I know right?!

It's good that I'm not the only one that thinks the two are a horrible combination.

I worry about Sisky. What with those sleeveless shirts that have that loud pattern that remind me of astricks and the anchor shirt.

I worry more that he has brainwashed me into seeking out anchor patterns. I got anchor socks too.

I need an intervention! *sobs*

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:50 pm

*pats head* At least you didn't buy Guy Ripley's shoes.

Arrrgh now I feel like buying an anchor necklace. Those things are everywhere!

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I so want Guy Ripley shoes! And a jacket! So I can feel like an official member of the BBC News Network Team Force.

You patting me on the head reminds me of Jezz. We really are braintwins. She was right.

Feel the power of the anchor! You need the anchor!

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:00 pm

I say we braintwins use the anchor as a common pattern.
Go Go Anchor Rangers! or something.

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YES! Anchor Rangers! Do we get to make exagerated hand gestures?

Subject: Re: Idea for a new horror forum Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:10 pm

Totally.
We need to learn to make an anchor with our arms.

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We could get some rub on anchor tattoos all Popeye the Sailor Man style.

Anchor with our arms sounds kinda painful.

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