Gift for William

Subject: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:07 pm

*hands Willilam a generic Harlequin romance novel*

=D
Hope you likes!
*giggles*

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:08 pm

/:
Man, your gift sucks.
What am I gonna do with this?

...I already read that one at least ten times.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:10 pm

*pulls out a racier romance novel*
You like that one better? =D
It's to remind you of home ~~andmakeyoufeelbetterincaseyougetdumped~~.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:12 pm

DUDE I CAN'T GET DUMPED.
...right? D:
~~And now I can't even run back to you.~~

*takes erotic novel and weeps*

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:13 pm

I bought a bunch more cuz they were selling them four for a dollar.
I thought they'd make a good Christmas present for you.

~~Maybe if you seduce the Butcher he'll let you join us.~~

*hands over box of tissues*

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:21 pm

SISKY.
You just gave me an erotic novel.
Then a box of tissues.
Dude. D:

~~I thought seducing people was a natural thing I did without really trying to...~~

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:33 pm

You don't want tissues?
I thought you were weepy.
I take them back if you want.

Okay good then you have to talk to him.
He hasn't really been around you.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:35 pm

Now, it's just that~...
Argh. You're too innocent to understand. D:

Okay okay no problem.
Heyyyy. Wait a minute!
You're implying that you still want me.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:37 pm

You can tell me, William.
=D

~~I didn't say anything. xD~~

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:52 pm

Well, y'know...we're guys, right?
Okay, word association:
Lonely. Erotic. Tissues.
Get it?

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:54 pm

Lonely? Erotic? Tissues?
Not really.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:57 pm

Okay. Two words: "survival guy".
Two more words: "you alone".

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:59 pm

D:
You're going to put your hands down my pants and get me all hot for you again?
*crosses legs*
I don't think Butcher would like that very much, William.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:01 pm

DUDE.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION, OKAY?
NOTHING TO DO WITH...

...erm. yeah. whatever. D:

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:07 pm

This reminds me of a song that goes something like 'Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and...'
D:
I realize that song is pretty inappropriate for now.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:11 pm

SISKY BUSINESS, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO TURN ME ON?!
I feel like I'm the victim here. ;____;

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:13 pm

Oh no! I'm eviiiiil like Pete!
;_______;
I'm sorry, William. I don't try to be sexy.
*hugs*

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:16 pm

*hugs back*
But you are, dude.
It's natural sexiness.
Sexitude?
Sex.
Whatever.

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:19 pm

*blinks up at William*
Then maybe we shouldn't be hugging.
D:

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:21 pm

*crosses legs*
*shifts uncomfortably*
...maybe. |:

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:22 pm

*lets go and backs up*
Are you okay now?

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:27 pm

<thinking> I'dbebetterwithoutthatstupid'notouching'rulebetweenus. </thinking>
Wonderful. |:

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:29 pm

Do you want to play with me?
A game. To keep your mind occupied?
=D

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:30 pm

O-okay.
*is somewhat suspicious*

Subject: Re: Gift for William Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:32 pm

Yay!
*tosses frisbee at William*
CATCH!

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